Pet Ur Monkey Review
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30 Day Membership
$ 19.95
90 Day Membership
$ 49.95

First review date
March.11, 2010
The Review
With so many amateur sites popping up online these days, it's hard to tell who really uses models that have never done any type of porn before. Pet UR Monkey certainly does feature guys next door and men with either very little, or no experience getting off in front of a video camera. All scene show off the men jerking off by themselves. Some stroke their hard cocks until they cum, while some are a bit more adventurous and kinky and use a fuck toy of some kind or wear a mask to conceal their indentities. Looks wise, I would say the models range from average to quite cute.

Currently, there are 91 models in total inside Pet UR Monkey. 78 are exclusive to the site completely. 94 videos, all downloadable in both WMV and mobile friendly Mp4's, are of average to good amateur quality and are free of any type of DRM protection. Members also get 146 good, amateur quality photo galleries featuring the models in solo jerk off action. Members also get full access to 4 more gay porn sites when signing up.

The inside of Pet UR Monkey is very simple to use, with a basic main menu running at the top of each page. The most recent 4 updates are listed on the home page, each listed by the date it was added to the site. Each update is also labeled by the content it contains. A "P" lets you know if the update has pictures, where a "V" and "P" let you know it features both. Looking at the most recent updates, they come in once a week. Following the most recent updates, large preview thumbnails let members know what is coming up soon. There are no ads inside the members are of Pet UR Monkey.

There are 94 videos currently inside Pet UR Monkey. This is as of March 11th 2010. All videos are downloadable and are free of DRM protection. Each is available in 2 WMV versions - 640x480 at an average bitrate of 1200kbps and 320x240 at an average bitrate of 560kbps. A mobile Mp4 version is also downloadable. These are at a bitrate of 1144kbps and a screen resolution of 176x144. I was able to download all 3 versions at one time without issue. They came in fairly quickly too. The settings and scenarios are in a simple, amateur jerking off context. The webmaster makes no attempt to get fancy with his camera angles, and in the process, captures everything as if we were right there in the room with him. I found the action captured well, with the shoots varying according to how adventurous each model likes to get.

Each of the 91 men inside Pet UR Monkey has at least 1 photo gallery. At this time, there are 146 photo sets. Members may get to the galleries from each model's profile page. Each can be either viewed in a flash gallery format on the site, or downloaded in a zip file. Portrait photos are at an average screen resolution of 699x1049, with the landscape versions at a size of 1049x699. An average of 100 photos are featured in each set and I can say the quality would be of good, amateur quality. The action is captured well and they're not extremely repetitive.

The models inside Pet UR Monkey are complete, genuine amateurs. One look at them and there is no doubt of that. For my personal tastes, I would consider them to range from average in looks to quite cute and handsome. I have a thing for older guys and there are a few inside Pet UR Monkey who turned me on. All have cocks at least 7 inches in length too. Which again, to me, is a very good thing. The majority of men are caucasian, however, you will find a few black guys and even an asian twink beating off. From lean and twink-like to burly or muscular, body shapes and size sure vary at Pet UR Monkey. The action also varies from man to man. Some just jerk off and seem to get off pretty nicely that way. While others like anal toys or prefer to wear some kind of mask to conceal their identity or get kinky. One guy even actually wore a monkey mask!

I like Pet UR Monkey. To me, it is the epitome of what an amateur male masturbation site is all about. Navigation is very simple, so getting lost is impossible. The quality of the content is clear, captures the action well, and the variety of men allows room to please all tastes. The fact that DRM isn't used is certainly a huge plus, as is the full access to 4 more gay porn sites with your membership. These are Twinks 4 Cash, He Likes It Big, His First Gay Experience and Dirty Euro Boys. Pet UR Monkey just underwent a redo and the designers did a great job. They left things easy to use and laid out just how I would personally create a porn site. For those of you who are into guys next door beating off and shooting their loads, you really cannot go wrong with Pet Ur Monkey.

Picture Samples
The below picture samples give you an idea about the style of the content and the looks of the models. The below pictures have been resized to fit into this page. Actual pictures are bigger. Click the thumbnails to see the larger versions. Larger versions will open in a new browser.

Pet Ur Monkey
Pet Ur Monkey
Pet Ur Monkey
94+ video shoots
Windows Media Player, MP4
320x240, 640x480, 176x144
146+ photo sets
Average per set
100 photos
Zip files
30 Day Membership
$ 19.95 (recurring)
30 Day Membership
$ 24.95 (non-recurring)
90 Day Membership
$ 49.95 (recurring)

Payment options: Credit Card, DirectPay (EU only), EUDebit (EU only).
Discreetly billed by CCBill.
Exclusive amateur content
Weekly updates
Access to several bonus sites
Videos are DRM free
Competitive pricing
Quality of older vids needs some work
Site could use some growth
Pictures could be larger
Additional Information
First review date
March.11, 2010